Me: “She is not my girlfriend. We are just dating! I was very honest with her. She knows I am talking to other girls and it is fine as long as I am honest and let her know if I going to date another one.”
Her: “Woah! You aren’t talking to other girls. You are telling other girls you are in love with them.”
Me: “Did you tell her that you were in love with me and talking to me. That if you and I were in the same state we’d be together?”
Her: “Did you tell her that you left me on the bus stop after we had argued over a small text message? You left me like a cheap whore because you were afraid of how much you loved me. Did you tell her that?”
Me: “No but I am sorry”
Her: “Your ego got so inflated when you found out I hadn’t had a boyfriend since we broke up. It wasn’t because you were amazing and I was worried about a man falling short. You were only decent because I loved you. I made the decision not to have a boyfriend because I wasn’t going to like someone I didn’t like as a person. Delayed relationship helps weed out the assholes and in two years there wasn’t anyone I wanted to be with!”
Me: “Wait, what?”
I hate Facebook seriously. Why do they invent such a pop up IM chat thingy?! I am better off switching my offline mode back.
