I promised my mum that one day, I'll get myself a Caucasian girlfriend and migrate to Australia or probably Switzerland! Big dreams, huh? She actually gave me her blessing, what a great mother. I do not why I'm into Caucasian girl or whatsoever but I think they are better than Singaporean girls. Doesn't matter whether they're Chineses, Indians, Malays and other majority races that made up Singapore.
Singaporean girls are tricky and demanding at times. No doubt about that. They will rant their thoughts about their loves one but didn't make it up to them (I have no idea what I'm talking about, but please figure it out). They feel cheated. Like what the fuck man, cheated? Seriously? We guys cheated on you? You wannabe girls always wanna win the stuff you girls talks about? Well fine then, we guys usually DON'T CARE, because we usually doesn't give a BIG damn on you and your hot topics (this is another reason why guys have so many ex-girlfriend). Trust me.
So now you guys understand why I rather go for Aussie girls or Caucasian as long they are not from Singapore? Big different, hell yeah. But it is a VERY rare occasion.
School is starting soon, like seriously. How true, 'time flies'. I thought it was fake, lol. I'm going to the Central area anyway, so I'll be meeting Central peeps. I hate this feeling, taking a bus every weekdays morning. It's so cramp that you barely have space to stand/sit in the bus. Well... Singapore life, just live with it or die. Serious talking here!
I really enjoyed my 6 months of holidays. I'm getting fatter.. thinner.. fatter... thinner and now I'm fat. I've been taking too much of carbohydrates last summer and I need to slim down a little bit but how? Skipping meals won't help much so I rather go for slimming treatments or pills. No, I'm just joking.
I want to put you in my pocket and keep you forever. Phrases I tend to use as forms of affection/admiration:
“I want to marry you.”
“I want to put you in my pocket and keep you forever.”
“Ahhhh can I keep you in a bottle?”
“I want to be your best friend!”
If I ever say this to you, never be alarmed, it just means I admire you!
Does anyone else ever have the urge to go up to someone and go “marry me?” because the person just looks so freaking damn awesome? Or is that just me? Just so you know, I’m not going to actually go up to someone and ask them that, I have willpower, I can refrain myself…and I just wait for them to pass me before I squeal happily about how damn awesome they are and how I would like to marry them.
“Marry me?”
Translation: “LET ME BE PART OF YOUR LIFE DAMMIT!”
Yes, there are times when I worry about myself too.
LOL.
Time to surf the net again! Farewell readers, whoever the FUCK you are. Buckle up, because I'm going to tweet like mad on my Twitter next.
